Union representative
Stevie-Ray BANS, (aka: IAN RAY) tells of the raging battle
within the rank and defiled:
"The Zombies have an unfair advantage over the Vampires since they can rise from their graves at any hour, and are first in line at most casting calls. Low budget films favor the walking dead over the flying dead because it is cheaper for post-production. Many of us are reduced to doing stag parties and corporate fundraisers. We will stop at nothing, especially not blood shed, to get what we need."

reporting for le Musée des Vampires:
Rue B. WREDLYPSE