- - - - - - Recipe: Anti-depressant Egg Salad - - - - - -
ingredients:
19 hard boiled eggs
1 eyedropper of mayonnaise
1 bowl of rock salt
1 cup of melted marshmallows
15 carrot sticks
sack of kitty litter
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1. Spread kitty litter on the floor. (that's for traction)
2. Apply mayonnaise onto both hands.
3. Firmly grip the eggs, one at a time, then squish.
4. Find a bowl, that should probably really be step one.
5. Form the egg mush into shapes, sealing them together with 3/4 cup of melted marshmallow.
6. Roll in rock salt (the eggs). It should start looking pretty, right about now.
7. Put the bowl away. You didn't really need it.
8. With remaining marshmallow, glue carrot sticks together to form a replica of the Coliseum.
9. Place the eggmush shapes in the carrot stick arena. Garnish with paprika and prosac.
10. Whatever you do, don't eat the egg-salad.
Serves : ALL
©2005, Merrill ALDIGHIERI
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